massage · Amsterdam · From €180
Nuru massage in Amsterdam, and the bathroom you have not seen yet
Nuru is warm, odourless gel and body weight, and of everything on this site it is the format with the strongest opinion about the room. The gel is used generously, the work is full contact and sliding rather than pressing, and afterwards there is a shower that cannot be skipped. In a room you have held for six hours and photographed only from an advertisement, that last point deserves thinking about before the booking rather than after. On a two-night break nuru belongs on the first evening rather than the last, with ninety minutes rather than sixty, so that nothing at the end of it is being hurried. Where those two conditions are met, it is one of the most asked-about bookings here.
Where it comes from
The format is Japanese in origin, named for the word for slippery, and it was built around a seaweed-derived gel that holds heat and offers almost no friction. It reached European practice through the visiting trade rather than through spas, and the version given in a hotel room differs from the original mainly in scale: no dedicated surface, no fixed installation, everything carried in and carried out again. The gel is the part that did not change.
The technique
Contact is made with forearms, the length of the limbs and the whole torso rather than with hands, and the movement is a glide along the body rather than a stroke across it. Because friction is nearly absent, pressure has to be produced by angle and by weight rather than by force, which is the part that takes practice. She works in long directional passes, head to foot and back, with the gel replenished as it thins. The absence of grip means nothing can be gripped, so the sensation is one of coverage and temperature more than of manipulation.
What to expect
The setting up takes longer than any other format on the list, and she does it herself. The gel is warmed, the surface is prepared, and the towels go down in greater number than usual. From there the work is continuous full-body contact, slow and sliding, with her weight distributed rather than concentrated, which is why it registers as warmth and coverage instead of pressure. It is markedly less about specific muscles than the oil formats are. She tells you at the start what her visit includes and holds to it. Afterwards there is a shower, and she will usually suggest you take it while she deals with the towels. Budget fifteen minutes at the end for that rather than discovering it with a taxi already ordered.
Who it suits
The visitor whose first evening is free and whose room has a shower he has already looked at. Guests who find the oil formats too familiar and want something with a different physical logic. Anyone who has read about it and come to the city partly for that. It suits a trip with a spare morning rather better than one with a seven o'clock flight, and it suits a room with space beside the bed rather than one where the bed is the room.
Benefits
It is the most enveloping thing on the menu and the one guests describe in terms of warmth rather than technique. For a visitor who has spent two days being rained on and navigating a city in a second language, that whole-surface warmth does something no sequence of strokes does.
Length
Sixty minutes at 180 euros is possible and slightly tight, because the preparation and the shower are both real. Ninety at 270 is the length this format is actually built for. Two hours at 360 suits a middle evening on a long weekend. It sits inside an eight hour block as one passage of the night rather than as the spine of it.
In the room you hold
Nuru massage in Amsterdam with warm gel, outcall to a central hotel room or apartment, sixty minutes to two hours, placed on the first evening of a short trip.
Related techniques
Body-to-Body Massage · Soapy Massage · Tantra Massage · Sensual Massage
What the evening comes to
One figure per length, the same at any hour a short break puts it in.
1 hour
EUR 180
2 hours
EUR 360
3 hours
EUR 540
Overnight (8h)
EUR 1,250
Questions
What does it need from the bathroom exactly?
A shower you would be willing to stand in for ten minutes, hot water, and enough floor space beside it to put a towel down. That is the whole list. In a small central room the shower is often a cubicle rather than a bath, which is fine. If you are unsure what your room has, look before you write, because it is the one detail that changes the answer you get back.
Does the gel stain anything?
It is water based and rinses off skin and out of fabric, and she brings enough towels to keep it where it belongs. Nothing is put on the linen directly. The practical caution is floor rather than bed: gel on a tiled floor is slippery, so the walk to the shower is taken slowly and with a towel down. She manages all of that as part of the booking.
Sixty minutes, honestly?
Honestly, ninety. The preparation is longer than for any other format and the shower at the end is not optional, so an hour leaves roughly forty minutes of actual work. At 270 euros against 180 the extra half hour buys a disproportionate amount. If sixty is all the evening holds, the oil formats give you more for the same money.
Can it be arranged at an airport hotel?
Yes, on the same terms as anything else out there: the booking is arranged rather than quoted and the journey time is agreed with you before it is fixed, and it carries half the fee ahead whatever the notice. The room itself is usually well suited, since airport rooms tend to have straightforward showers. Say in the first line that you are at Schiphol and the reply comes back in the right shape.
Who gives it
Every name below works this technique and travels out to the room you hold.
Banks24
Out of Jordaan
Blair27
Out of De Pijp
Brielle22
Out of Amsterdam Centrum
Britanny28
Out of Oud-Zuid
Brooklyn24
Out of Amsterdam Centrum
Caroline29
Out of De Pijp
Cassandra26
Out of Oud-Zuid
Celeste23
Out of Jordaan
Celia25
Out of Amsterdam Centrum
Charlotte27
Out of Oud-Zuid
Colleen25
Out of Jordaan
Constance30
Out of Oud-Zuid